why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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