so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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