I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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