I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You can make out without kissing
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