You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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