Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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