Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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