We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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