I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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