return my video game
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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