The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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