No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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