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I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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