Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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