my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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