You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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