You work out of a Hotel?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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