we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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