Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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