We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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