I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i will never coherently bang her
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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