So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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