is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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