This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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