I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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