Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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