Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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