fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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