how can u be prego again
We named our party play list daddy issues
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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