Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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