Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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