Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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