what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
we're so committed to being not committed
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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