I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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