fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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