Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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