The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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