DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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