I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Randomize
