shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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