I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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