Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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