That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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