wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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