I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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