Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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