Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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