ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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