Barsexuality is the new black.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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