Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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