I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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