My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Randomize
