If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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