people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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